Yep. It really did take an Einstein to say that.

09/26/09 Rotunda, Philadelphia PA w/The Note Killers, Ale Driver
10/27/09 Blue Nile, Harrisonburg VA w/Rotor
10/28/09 The Pilot Light, Knoxville TN w/Rotor
10/29/09 The Nick, Birmingham AL w/Rotor
10/30/09 Sadie’s, Lafayette LA w/Rotor
10/31/09 Checkpoints, New Orleans LA w/Spickle, Boxcar Satan, Serpent Throne, Rotor
11/01/09 Rudyards, Houston TX w/Rotor
11/02/09 Emo’s, Austin TX w/Rotor
11/03/09 Downtown Music, Little Rock AR w/Black Cobra, Rotor
11/04/09 Buccaneer, Memphis TN w/Black Tusk, Rotor
11/06/09 Cobra Lounge, Chicago IL w/Rotor
11/07/09 Smiling Moose, Pittsburgh PA w/Rotor
11/08/09 Johnny Brendas, Philadelphia PA w/Rotor, Serpent Throne Buy Tix

Cake Shop, May 30
The Philadelphia power trio Stinking Lizaveta comes to town at the tail end of a month long tour celebrating the release of an intense new record, “Sacrifice and Bliss.” The band, which takes its name from a mute character in Dostoyeveky’s “The Brothers Karamazov,” plays heavy instrumental rock that meshes complicated and precise prog-rock passages, gloomy riffs in the Black Sabbath vein, and occasional free-jazz blowouts. Led by the melodic guitar playing of Yanni Papadopoulos and backed by a frenetic rhythm section made up of Papadopoulos’s brother Alexi, on bass, and the drumer Cheshire Agusta, the group has been a linchpin in the vibrant West Philly underground since its founding, fifteen years ago. They are uncompromising in the best sense of the word.

Feb 12 2009 8:00P The Fire - Northern Liberties Music Fest, Philadelphia PA
Feb 14 2009 8:00P Chameleon Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Mar 14 2009 8:00P TheEdge of the Wedge Portsmouth
Mar 15 2009 8:00P Tyne Bar Newcastle
Mar 16 2009 8:00P The GRV Edinburgh
Mar 17 2009 8:00P Bloc Bar Glasgow
Mar 18 2009 8:00P The Windmill London
Mar 20 2009 8:00P Little Devil Tilburg
Mar 21 2009 8:00P White Pig Bad Frankenhausen
Mar 22 2009 8:00P Tiko Erfurt
Mar 24 2009 8:00P Az Conni Dresden
Mar 26 2009 8:00P Hafenklang Hamburg
Mar 27 2009 8:00P Dr. K Schwerin
Mar 28 2009 8:00P Red Rooster Berlin
Mar 29 2009 8:00P Kunstverein Nurnberg
Mar 30 2009 8:00P 007 Club Prague
Mar 31 2009 8:00P Yacht Club Bnro
Apr 1 2009 8:00P Escape Vienna
Apr 2 2009 8:00P Orto Klub Ljubljana
Apr 3 2009 8:00P M.I.K.K. Murska Sobota
Apr 4 2009 8:00P Cafe Kult Munich
Apr 5 2009 8:00P Blues Bar Luzern
Apr 6 2009 8:00P Kap Tormentoso Stuttgart
Apr 7 2009 8:00P Exhaus Trier
Apr 8 2009 8:00P Sonic Ballroom Cologne
Apr 9 2009 8:00P Vortex Siegen
Apr 10 2009 8:00P Schokoladen Berlin
Oct 31 2009 8:00P Check point Charlie’s Louisiana